Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Fag Names

At some point in the writing of my first novel, (read: the beginning,) I had a kind of interlude between sections of the book that was an alphabetical list of derogatory--though sometimes hilarious and fabulous, and many of them antiquated--names for homosexuals. I had culled them from all sorts of historical and modern books, blogs, even homophobic websites.

Colon-choker, sperm burper and semen demon? Hemorrhoid hitman? Amazing. I excised the list from the novel--of course--but here it is anyway, for all to enjoy:

Anal astronaut, ass bandit, ass pirate, ass burgler, assboy, Athenian, auntie, badger, b.b., back-door commando, back door kicker, balloon-knot bandit, batttie boy, battyman, beachcomber, bender, blow-boy, bone smuggler, booty buffer, boretto man, bottom, bottom man, bowler from the pavillion end, boy buster, breechloader, brilliant, broad-boy, broken wrist, brown artist, browning queen, bufty, bufu, buggeranto, bull, bum boy, bum chum, bum plumber, bummer, bum-robber, bunduster, bunny boy, butch, buttercup, butterfly, cake eaters, cakepipe cosmonaut, Cadbury’s canal boat cruiser, camp, candy bar punk, capon, chemise lifter, chicken queen, chicken rustler, chicken, chuff chum, chutney farmer, cloven hoofster, cocksucker, cocoa-eater, colon choker, cookie dipper, cookie pusher, cot betty, cot queen, cot, cream puff, cupcake, daisy, dinner masher, donut puncher, dyna, egg-sucker, eye doctor, faddle, fag, fagamuffin, fagola, fairy, fantail, fembo, femme, flip, flower, foop, foxy lady, freak, freckle puncher, fruit for monkeys, fruit loop, fruit, fruitcake, fruit-fly, fuckboy, fudge-packer, funny man, gal-boy, Ganymede, gayboy, gayola, geriatricks, ginger, gump, hair fairy, half-a-man, haricot, hawk, hemmorhoid hitman, hen, hesh, himmer, hock, hole filler, Hollywood Hustler, homo, hoop stretcher, horses hoof, huckle, hula raider, indorser, inspector of manholes, in-between, jailhouse daddy, jamduff, jobby jouster, john-and-john, joyboy, juicy fruit, kisser, knick-knack, lavender cowboy, lavenderboy, lemonsucker, letterbox, lily, lilywhite, limpwrist, log-cabin raider, log-pusher, macho, madge cove, mama man, maneater, marmite driller, Mary Ann, mattress muncher, minty, mole, morphodite, mud-packer, nance, nancified, Nancy, nancyboy, nanny, navigator of the windward passage, nellie duff, nelly, nice enough, nudger, oofterpay, one of those, one, Oscar, pansy, pantywaist, peanut buffer, peanut packer, pee-willy, percy-boy, percy-pants, perv, pickle kisser, pile-driver, pillow-biter, pilot of the chocolate runway, pineapple, pipe smoker, piss elegant, pisshole bandit, pitcher, pole pleaser, pood, poofdah, poofta, poofter, poo-packer, poo-percolater, poo-pusher, poo-stabber, pork and bean, powder puff, pretty, pretty-boy, princess, prune pusher, puff, punk, queer, pussyboy, putty pusher, queen, queerbait, quilt, rabbit, rear seat gunner, receiver, rectal ranger, rentboy, rimadona, ring master, ring raider, sausage jockey, sausage smuggler, scatman, screamer, semen demon, shandy, Sheena, shim, shirtlifter, shit-stabber, shunter, sissie, sissypants, skid-pipe plumber, slop pail, smockface, sod, soft boy, soft, sperm burper, spoony, steamer, stem-wheeler, stir-shit, streak of lavender, stroke-on, sweetcorn shiner, tailgunner, tan truck driver, three-legged beaver, toad, tooti-frooti, troll, trouser bandit, twiddlepoop, twinkie, undercover man, uphill gardener, visitor to the valley, waffle, weirdie, windjammer, woofter.

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