Thursday, March 30, 2006

Some Questions

Some actual questions people have asked me at the GreenMarket maple syrup stand:

-Ever think of putting the syrup in, like, the shape of a hot lady?

-Do you have the thick stuff?

-Why is Dove soap so good?

-Do bees make this?

-Can I buy this at Trader Joe's?

-Where is Trader Joe's?

-Does this have egg in it?

1 comment:

SmokyMtnMander said...

Some answers:

-Like Aunt Jemima?

-Sure, but not for a pussy like you? keep to the thin stuff, rookie.

-Because it enhances your natural radiance from head to toe.

-Yes, tall wooden bees with long limbs and beautifully shaped leaves.

-I don't work at Trader Joe's. perhaps you shoudl ask someone there.

-This is Trader Joe's.

-Yes, eggs harvested from wooden chickens with long limbs and beautifully shaped leaves.