1) Blake never wanted to win. And I wonder if he's got a soul in there somewhere.
2) Jordin sealed the deal when she wrung out those tears. And they were real tears, which is what the show is all about. Cinda-fuckin'-rella.
3) I don't care about the records, but when Melinda comes to town doing her Tina Turner/Bettye LaVette thing at Irving Plaza, or wherever, I'm so there.