Monday, December 01, 2008

Elevator Cave Paintings

3 comments:

Jason said...

An extrordinary find! Much is still unknown regarding the habits of Homo dumbwaiter (aka elevator man). Recent discoveries indicate a propensity for small groups to stand shoulder to shoulder all facing a similar direction.

Similar paintings indicate that the H. dumbwaiter would spend much of its life in this "vertially prone" position, though direct proof has yet to be unearthed.

A second theory hypothesizes that this now-extinct homonoid species lost is ability to fart. This occured through selective pressures placed upon flatulant, but non-breeding, partners. Finally the mating ritual itself is though to have been rather brief, almost similar to today's "quickie"

Anonymous said...

What a freat find! Where is this elevator?

Lee Houck said...

These paintings were found in the freight elevator of 119 West 23rd Street.