Tuesday, September 13, 2005

From the Department of Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

The Completely Bare spa, which runs two offices in Manhattan as well as one in Scarsdale, offers a service that they call "Bikini Grafitti." That's where they make your "area" completely bare and then use an airbrush to "paint his name, his number, your lucky number, or your favorite designer logo." Bikini Graffiti lasts approximatley 2-5 days. (Read: depending on how much you bathe.)

Can you imagine the horror which might strike my girlfriends' suitors upon discovering "Versace" painted onto the "area?"

Good ideas: Dior, Chanel, Hermes.
Bad ideas: Anna Sui, Tommy Hilfiger, H&M.

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