Another story which appeared (sort of) all over the news today was that of the coming out of actor George Takei, perhaps best known as Capt. Sulu on the long-running hit series "Star Trek." Takei received a star on the Walk of Fame in 1986, and wrote a well-reviewed autobiography in 1994 called To the Stars.
I offer three punchlines:
1) ...to boldly go where no man has gone before...
2) Is that a taser in your pocket, Mr. Sulu?
3) Mr. Sulu, all ships to dock at Uranus.